Katie's Fan Fiction Final. Gossip Girl.

“Good morning Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattans elite. Today I serve you a delicious dish of déjà vu and no it is not a van der Woodsen gracing Grand Central. I spy with my little eye a Humphrey and its not Lonely Boy. Welcome back to the big apple Little J. And by the looks of her luggage, she’s here to stay. I wonder if she’s going to play naughty or nice. I have a funny feeling that she isn’t back to air kiss the Upper East Side socialites. I think she may be back for revenge. Watch out S. Game on. You will hear from me soon I’m sure about that. You know you love me. XOXO Gossip Girl.”

It was a cold December morning, Jenny Humphrey’s train had just pulled up to Grand Central, as she stepped out into the crisp cool air she took a deep breath and realized what she was doing. She was back. Back in the city that ruined her life and back surrounded by the people that drove her to leave. With this thought in her mind Jenny walked out of the station with confidence, she was here to do one thing, to stop her brother Dan from marrying Serena Van der Woodsen.

Jenny walked up to the front door, took a deep breath and knocked. She heard her Father mumbling to himself and then the door opened. “Jenny!” Rufus screamed, as he stood in shock at his daughter standing before him. He picked her up and swung her around before putting her down. “Welcome back my darling, what a surprise! I was just heading out to meet Lily, Serena and Dan for brunch, it will be great if you come too.” Jenny thought that this was the perfect opportunity to get the ball rolling.

Before arriving at brunch Serena and Dan had already caught wind of Jenny’s return thanks to Gossip Girl. Dan was excited to see his sister but uneasy about why Jenny was in town and of her intentions. Serena on the other hand knew exactly what she was; for maybe it was time to call on her partner in crime Miss Blair Waldorf the queen of scheme. Will S and B return to their scheming ways? At brunch there were talks of a social extravaganza happening tonight that half of Upper East Side would be attending. Would this be Jenny’s opportunity?

“Gossip Girl here. You know who loves a fancy soiree, me. We all know that a good party always involves the unexpected right?  Never fear Upper East Siders, I have a feeling things are about to get interesting. XOXO Gossip Girl.”

Jenny walked into the ballroom of The Empire Hotel and saw Chuck, who was drunk. No surprises there. “Little J, how lovely to have you back” Chuck said to Jenny.

“Go away Chuck, where is Dan?” She replied.

“What had you under the illusion that I would know, I don’t associate with your Brooklyn brother.”

Jenny had forgotten what it was like to be in this world, surrounded by bright lights, dripping diamonds and fake faces. She proceeded to walk through the crowd of well-dressed snobs that quite frankly she hated. Finally, from across the room she caught a glimpse of Dan and Serena.

Jenny walked towards the love stuck couple and found herself standing between them. “And what do you want Jenny? Why are you even back here? You know no one likes you.” Serena snidely commented.

“Calm down, don’t talk to my sister like that. Jenny I didn’t know you were coming tonight” replied Dan.

Jenny looked at Dan and turned to face Serena. “Anything that you have neglected to share?”

Serena stared blankly back at Jenny. “Here we go” she sighs, “what are you even talking about?”

A conniving smile flashed across Jenny’s face, “don’t worry S, you will find out soon enough”. She turned and made her way back through the crowd.

Beep beep. All Upper East Siders know what this sound meant.

“Gossip Girl here and boy do I have some dirt to dish. Looks like S got up to no good last summer in Paris. Is that the sound of wedding bells I hear? A little birdie told me that Lonely Boys future ring may not fit on S’ finger. It seems that she already has a ring filling this space. Come on S, we all know there can’t be any secrets kept around here. Who’s your prince charming? Good luck talking your way out of this one, we all know you need it. That’s all for now. XOXO Gossip Girl.

Jenny quickly made her way out the front door leaving the mess she had created behind. Her work here was done and she couldn’t be more content. Dan’s eyes moved instantly from his phone to Serena’s. “Is this true? Are you married?” Serena starred blankly at Dan, she now realized what Jenny was talking about. Stumped that this had all come to the surface. Serena grabbed Dan’s hand “Its not what it looks like, the lawyers are taking care of it.” Dan quickly turned around pulling his hand from her grasp. “It is not what it looks like Dan! I DO NOT LOVE HIM” she shouted, “its all a big mistake!”

“Leave me alone Serena, you have betrayed me” Dan shouted as he disappeared into the crowd of stunned on lookers. Standing alone Serena was left with nothing but piercing glances and whispering to comfort her.